Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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