Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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