I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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