I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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