What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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