Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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