I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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