Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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