Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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