The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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