hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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