Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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