tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
