Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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