Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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