Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The ass gains better be worth it
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