Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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