I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
