Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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