Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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