Pregnant stripper...not hot.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?