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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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  shutup! Who?!?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Hahaha April fools!

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?

  (408): View more from California

  we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.

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• (949): View more from California

  Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.

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• (714): View more from California

  no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.

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• (310): View more from California

  I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime

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