Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.