Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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