You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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