Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just googled if crying burns calories
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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