Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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