I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Every concussion has its silver lining
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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