I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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