sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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