David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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