I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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