Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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