What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's the barista slut.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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