your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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