Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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