Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm both gender and math confused
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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