i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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