READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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