Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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