your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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