gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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