You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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