Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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