My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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