If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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