I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My vagina is officially offended.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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