Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
