I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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