But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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