put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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