Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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