She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
there is glitter all over my balls
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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