Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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