smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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