imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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