I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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