What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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