as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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